Molly HendersoninSlackjawWe’re Offsetting Our Coal-Burning Factory Emissions By Watering Your Mom’s Gardenias For A WeekendHi. I’m Larbo Dax, CEO of Coal-Source Plaztix, and climate change is happening — I’m brave enough to admit that.4 min read·Apr 14, 2022--2--2
Molly HendersoninSlackjawI Shredded So Hard I Ripped Through the Fabric of SpacetimeIt was a pow day that began like any other — with me and my buddy Trav hammering tallboys of session IPA on the gondie and crushing our…5 min read·Mar 23, 2022--7--7
Molly HendersoninSlackjawI’m iCloud’s “Featured Photos,” Just Poppin’ Up Again To Break Your Little HeartHey, looks like you’re having a pretty good day! I’m so happy for you. Here’s a photo of your dead dog.3 min read·Feb 8, 2022--3--3
Molly HendersonWhy I Didn’t Write This YearI didn’t write much in 2021. Every time I sat down to do it, which wasn’t very often, I froze up for fear of communicating the wrong thing…3 min read·Dec 28, 2021--6--6
Molly HendersoninSlackjawExcerpts From My Spy Kids Fan FictionLong live the Thumb Thumbs.·4 min read·Apr 7, 2021--6--6
Molly HendersoninSlackjawThe Five Twerpiest Kids I Dunked On During Recent Quarantine WalksEvery Saturday Peaboy is out at the end of his drive, trying and failing to leverage his shrimpy little arms to shoot hoops.·4 min read·Mar 5, 2021--5--5
Molly HendersoninThe Belladonna ComedyA Selection of Heart Metaphors From My Romance NovelDarlington’s heart stopped, spun around on one foot, clapped its hands thrice in the air, and declared: “Dios mio.”·3 min read·Feb 23, 2021--2--2
Molly HendersoninSlackjawMy Bass Pro Snapbacks, RankedLast time I had the Traveling Chapeau I wore it hunting with Mayhem Mark, and he shot nothing, and I shot fourteen moose.·4 min read·Jan 18, 2021--2--2
Molly HendersoninSlackjawPick-Up Lines For 2020Call me the Dow Jones industrial average when trading opened on March 9th, because I’m falling hard for you.·2 min read·Nov 3, 2020--5--5
Molly HendersoninSlackjawI Am A Walking Fall ClichéChrist, dude, strip my lungs raw and bread ’em with pumpkin crumbs.·3 min read·Sep 22, 2020--7--7