Long live the Thumb Thumbs.

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You’ve developed responsive patterns: now shift them.

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I’m not getting older, I’m getting better.

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Every Saturday Peaboy is out at the end of his drive, trying and failing to leverage his shrimpy little arms to shoot hoops.

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#5 Peaboy

Darlington’s heart stopped, spun around on one foot, clapped its hands thrice in the air, and declared: “Dios mio.”

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I recently read in a reputable scientific journal that babies have a greater attention span than me specifically.

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  1. Taking a massive shit on itself (You know the vibes: “How is what you’re doing helping anyone in any way? You’re wack! Give up.”)
  2. Fiending for a dopamine hit (“That little red number 3 on my desktop iMessage? Kinda hot.”)

And podcast!

Logo design by the very excellent Louis Sobol!

Last time I had the Traveling Chapeau I wore it hunting with Mayhem Mark, and he shot nothing, and I shot fourteen moose.

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#8 Gatortron

Call me the Dow Jones industrial average when trading opened on March 9th, because I’m falling hard for you.

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Christ, dude, strip my lungs raw and bread ’em with pumpkin crumbs.

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Molly Henderson

humor writer, editor, tinker, tailor, solider, spy. more at: mollyhenderson.ca

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